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Corporations for Dummies

…cows. You take over his farm, eat both cows and wait for the international community to supply more. _____ A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You re-design them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide. _____ A GERMAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month,…

Adventures in Saigon

…lly be dead. The disregard for traffic laws is so serious/deadly that it becomes comical. 2. My girlfriend working for a travel agency often has to go to hotels to make sure the massage areas are clean, well staffed and no funny business for the tourists. She was telling me last night that sometimes the older Japanese men are looking for “Happy Endings” to their massages and since the rooms are private it’s something she really can’t check on. But…

Intelligence Agencies!!

…hink, you could still make money by constructing a golf course, or perhaps high income housing in the new vacant lot! It’s a win win situation! A concerned citizen, Mateo. PS: You can skip the Castro area. The terrorists are sure to keep far away from there on their own. PSS: Just so you are sure to receive this message as you are now listening, reading the private communications of ordinary Americans, let me make sure your scanners pick up this m…

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The Credit Crisis

…tion. Who wins? Those that took the risk, made a ton of money and left the common person high and dry. How did this happen? Well, according to the President “Wall Street got drunk!!!” This would be extremely hilarious if it wasn’t so serious. I propose from here on out we ban any sale of alcohol in the entire state of New York. If a banker tries to conceal a flask, he should be drawn and quartered. Luckily for me, I have very little in the stock m…

Saturday Night Stroll in San Francisco

…lingered too long then brain cells would have been lost. I also noticed a complete absence of women. Some would call this a complete meat market and any lady unfortunate enough to wander in might have more attention then she would like to endure. Now, drinking with the buddies can be quite fun but I’ve never understood why they would want to spend the entire night this way. Unless of course if they were gay which is not uncommon in San Francisco…